People Share Signs That Are Absolutely Unhinged and We Can’t Help But Laugh

The maker of this sign is a man of many talents. He can do it all, from pumping septic tanks to filling swimming pools. Wait… we don’t really like that those two things are paired together. That’s totally gross! Okay, we kept reading the sign, and our worries were soothed. According to the sign, it’s not the same truck.

You gotta appreciate a sign that can convey so much with so few words. It’s poetry, really. With these simple nine words, we know everything we need to know about this man’s independent business. Next time you think about septic tanks and swimming pools, think about this guy.